Save the Date

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Nathan and Melissa McConkie are pleased to announce the forthcoming marriage of their son, Brock, to Kirsten Boggess. The tentative date is June 15, 2030.
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Kirsten has endeared herself to him by forgiving Brock for pooping in her grandparents' 10 million dollar Boca mansion hot tub.


Although the incident caused 7 children to run screaming from the pool, Kirsten overlooked the awkwardness and within mere moments she and Brock were playing happily, while I was cleaning out the hot tub and pool deck. True love.


The next day, Brock and Kirsten were caught kissing in a secluded corner at church. When I encouraged Brock to save his kisses, he replied, "Why, Mom, I'm in love with her."

When Kirsten's mom advised her to stop kissing Brock, she replied, "Why Mom, we're getting married."

So, it's official. I will give them the next 20 years to grow up, obtain some education, and become fully toilet trained.